Si A telah kecewa akibat lamarannya ditolak oleh aweknya. Esoknya kat rumah sewa, si B sungguh tension melihat si A dah 5 jam duk termenung keluar tingkap sambil memegang erat sesuatu ditangannya...
B: Boleh tak lu cerita kat gua apa problem lu? sedih gile ekspresi muka lu. Buat semak gua tengok.
A: Dah 5 jam gua tunggu soalan tu. Lu ni bestfriend gua ke tak ha?!
B: Yela aku dah start tanya la ni. Sebagai rakan serumah, masalah lu masalah gua jugak....
A: Sebenarnya.....isk isk isk...malam semalam...aku lamar awek aku...kecewa aku dia tolak..dah la ramai org tengok......malu campur sedih gua....isk isk isk
B: Dah tu apa yang lu genggam tu?! Owh... gua tahu tu mesti cincin lamaran tu kan?! bagi gua tengok jap
dengan sepantas kilat B merampas benda yang digenggam oleh si A.
A: Takdemendelah....... taik hidung aku je...isk isk isk....
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Ass-wiped!
Venue: Comics Mart, Midvalley Megamall
Time: 8:30pm
Mission: Annihilate
Deployment: Pitch Battle
Opponent: Yvonne and her pesky Orks.
Finally able to pit my Dark Angels against Yvonne's pesky Orks and her sneaky Snikrot. Verdict? Had my ass handed to me by Turn 4. Close combat Terminators and Belial, Master of Deathwing wiped by the marauding Nobz on bikes and Waaagghhhh'ing" Sluggas. Shooty Terminators hiding in the bunker got mopped by her Kommandos outflanking from behind. Ravenwing bikes getting their shiny, oily arses shot down in a hail of Dakkas by her 15man Lootas ( D6 shots per mob at Str 7 AP 4). My Landspeeder with Multi Melta and Heavy Flamer was helpless against her lone Deffkopta....(YES! Orks have jetbikes and Marines don't! ). My tacticals were massacred with only the lone sergeant still standing towards the end, fending off 4 Nob Bikers and 21 Sluggas.
This day does not bode well for the Sons of the Lion. May the Emperor watch over us.!!!!
Time: 8:30pm
Mission: Annihilate
Deployment: Pitch Battle
Opponent: Yvonne and her pesky Orks.
Finally able to pit my Dark Angels against Yvonne's pesky Orks and her sneaky Snikrot. Verdict? Had my ass handed to me by Turn 4. Close combat Terminators and Belial, Master of Deathwing wiped by the marauding Nobz on bikes and Waaagghhhh'ing" Sluggas. Shooty Terminators hiding in the bunker got mopped by her Kommandos outflanking from behind. Ravenwing bikes getting their shiny, oily arses shot down in a hail of Dakkas by her 15man Lootas ( D6 shots per mob at Str 7 AP 4). My Landspeeder with Multi Melta and Heavy Flamer was helpless against her lone Deffkopta....(YES! Orks have jetbikes and Marines don't! ). My tacticals were massacred with only the lone sergeant still standing towards the end, fending off 4 Nob Bikers and 21 Sluggas.
This day does not bode well for the Sons of the Lion. May the Emperor watch over us.!!!!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Read da comments....
Finally an update after a long hiatus. More to come soon. Anyhow, was browsing through Facebook and noticed this Sonnet posted by a friend:-
Sonnet 17
I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between shadow and the soul.
I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way
because I don't know any other way of loving
but this, in which there is no I nor you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep
it is your eyes that close.
by Pablo Neruda
Beautiful isnt?
~meh!
In true honesty, I'm not one who can really appreciate literature, but what really caught my attention on his post was this particular comment:-
Gringgo Pacinggo
Sonnet 17
I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between shadow and the soul.
I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way
because I don't know any other way of loving
but this, in which there is no I nor you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep
it is your eyes that close.
by Pablo Neruda
Beautiful isnt?
~meh!
In true honesty, I'm not one who can really appreciate literature, but what really caught my attention on his post was this particular comment:-
Gringgo Pacinggo
bace ujang lagi best....
~doh! >.,<
~doh! >.,<
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Medical Jargons which makes sense!
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you’re out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
*kudos to Dr. Owl for this hilarious compilation.
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you’re out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
*kudos to Dr. Owl for this hilarious compilation.
"Bangkok"
Attended product training for Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia. The trainer flashed this out on the powerpoint since we were conveniently on the subject of prostate and the male genitalia. Would have literally rofl if the lights were not on.
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