tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37020133708953415252024-02-19T11:20:03.052-08:00i are dr.uggistDillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3702013370895341525.post-5560763920687872392009-07-14T05:44:00.000-07:002009-07-14T05:45:37.141-07:00Perasaan Kecewa dan Perasaan Ingin TahuSi <span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span> telah kecewa akibat lamarannya ditolak oleh aweknya. Esoknya kat rumah sewa, si B sungguh tension melihat si A dah 5 jam duk termenung keluar tingkap sambil memegang erat sesuatu ditangannya...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">B</span>: Boleh tak lu cerita kat gua apa problem lu? sedih gile ekspresi muka lu. Buat semak gua tengok.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span>: Dah 5 jam gua tunggu soalan tu. Lu ni bestfriend gua ke tak ha?!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">B</span>: Yela aku dah start tanya la ni. Sebagai rakan serumah, masalah lu masalah gua jugak....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span>: Sebenarnya.....isk isk isk...malam semalam...aku lamar awek aku...kecewa aku dia tolak..dah la ramai org tengok......malu campur sedih gua....isk isk isk<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">B</span>: Dah tu apa yang lu genggam tu?! Owh... gua tahu tu mesti cincin lamaran tu kan?! bagi gua tengok jap<br />dengan sepantas kilat B merampas benda yang digenggam oleh si A.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span>: Takdemendelah....... taik hidung aku je...isk isk isk....Dillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3702013370895341525.post-32658294962307972022009-03-15T10:13:00.000-07:002009-03-15T10:32:27.313-07:00Ass-wiped!Venue: Comics Mart, Midvalley Megamall<br />Time: 8:30pm<br />Mission: Annihilate<br />Deployment: Pitch Battle<br />Opponent: Yvonne and her pesky Orks.<br /><br />Finally able to pit my Dark Angels against Yvonne's pesky Orks and her sneaky Snikrot. Verdict? Had my ass handed to me by Turn 4. Close combat Terminators and Belial, Master of Deathwing wiped by the marauding Nobz on bikes and Waaagghhhh'ing" Sluggas. Shooty Terminators hiding in the bunker got mopped by her Kommandos outflanking from behind. Ravenwing bikes getting their shiny, oily arses shot down in a hail of Dakkas by her 15man Lootas ( D6 shots per mob at Str 7 AP 4). My Landspeeder with Multi Melta and Heavy Flamer was helpless against her lone Deffkopta....(YES! Orks have jetbikes and Marines don't! ). My tacticals were massacred with only the lone sergeant still standing towards the end, fending off 4 Nob Bikers and 21 Sluggas.<br /><br /><br />This day does not bode well for the Sons of the Lion. May the Emperor watch over us.!!!!Dillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3702013370895341525.post-3727152202981928442009-02-26T22:10:00.000-08:002009-02-26T22:30:44.859-08:00Read da comments....Finally an update after a long hiatus. More to come soon. Anyhow, was browsing through Facebook and noticed this Sonnet posted by a friend:-<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Sonnet 17</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">in secret, between shadow and the soul.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I love you as the plant that never blooms</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I love you simply, without problems or pride:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I love you in this way</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">because I don't know any other way of loving</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">but this, in which there is no I nor you,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">so intimate that when I fall asleep</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">it is your eyes that close.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">by Pablo Neruda</span><br /><br />Beautiful isnt?<br /><br />~meh!<br /><br />In true honesty, I'm not one who can really appreciate literature, but what really caught my attention on his post was this particular comment:-<br /><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=721799854">Gringgo Pacinggo</a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="wallmeta"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">at 1:41pm February 27</span></span><div style="font-weight: bold;" class="walltext"><div id="text_expose_id_49a78355bd1707a06769461" class="wall_actual_text"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">bace ujang lagi best....</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhZMT8IbBSqYmjw7PtzW7ZXR3pJlsv8qtGggq1-bKNsDK-0XPxXIp_lPbwNI-JHKjJGXIZc0E64owXIt3OLbfZCMLG02hjniyyWqa6qyF8LDEQ822hZyyKbZl4LTt7Kh0r7SzEGDy_ZcE/s1600-h/HomerDoh.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 189px; height: 231px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhZMT8IbBSqYmjw7PtzW7ZXR3pJlsv8qtGggq1-bKNsDK-0XPxXIp_lPbwNI-JHKjJGXIZc0E64owXIt3OLbfZCMLG02hjniyyWqa6qyF8LDEQ822hZyyKbZl4LTt7Kh0r7SzEGDy_ZcE/s320/HomerDoh.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307359526197598882" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >~doh! >.,< </span></span></div></div><br /><span class="wallmeta"> </span>Dillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3702013370895341525.post-68731291060558237802008-09-25T10:19:00.000-07:002008-09-25T10:22:14.976-07:00Jom Tani!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNUQ17z5cVMvQsAOrxHIzmuJMlo5yiVhbmI2-Z3uYuzHAapzlZHeOcXBrvJQwVY93rl3sfG_jkuOfW7L9reQRFWlumBDI_pnIeJAthPAVZlC6OyKjA63bAZMaQK3NkW9pH6rsBFpFnLTA/s1600-h/LOLZ.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNUQ17z5cVMvQsAOrxHIzmuJMlo5yiVhbmI2-Z3uYuzHAapzlZHeOcXBrvJQwVY93rl3sfG_jkuOfW7L9reQRFWlumBDI_pnIeJAthPAVZlC6OyKjA63bAZMaQK3NkW9pH6rsBFpFnLTA/s400/LOLZ.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250010455010408034" border="0" /></a><br />Fuel price dropped by RM0.10 today. It's still expensive. Makes perfect sense, no?Dillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3702013370895341525.post-70849997046145895172008-09-25T10:16:00.000-07:002008-09-25T10:18:50.576-07:00Medical Jargons which makes sense!Antibody - against everyone<br />Artery<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>- the study of fine paintings<br />Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria<br />Benign - what you be after you be eight<br />Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u<br />Caesarian Section - a district in Rome<br />Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing<br />Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty<br />Chronic - neck of a crow<br />Coma - punctuation mark<br />Cortisone - area around local court<br />Cyst - short for sister<br />Diagnosis - person with slanted nose<br />Dilate - the late British Princess Diana<br />Dislocation - in this place<br />Duodenum - couple in blue jeans<br />Enema - not a friend<br />False Labor - pretending to work<br />Genes - blue denim<br />Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile<br />Hernia - she is close by<br />Hymen - greeting to several males<br />Impotent - distinguished / well-known<br />Labor Pain - hurt at work<br />Lactose - people without toes<br />Lymph - walk unsteadily<br />Menopause - I no wait<br />Microbes - small dressing gowns<br />Obesity - City of Obe<br />Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize<br />Protein - in favor of teens<br />Pulse - grain<br />Pus - small cat<br />Red Blood Count - Dracula<br />Rupture - Ecstasy<br />Secretion - hiding anything<br />Subcutaneous - not cute enough<br />Tablet - small table<br />Tumor - extra pair<br />Ultrasound - radical noise<br />Urine - opposite of you’re out<br />Varicose - very close<br />Vas Deferens - extremely different<br />Vein - at what time?<br />Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny<br /><br />*kudos to Dr. Owl for this hilarious compilation.Dillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3702013370895341525.post-58172822168886111572008-09-25T08:59:00.000-07:002008-09-25T10:16:06.186-07:00"Bangkok"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWTCiW6QJPK_QaVYr5CUS9pa5ji5jy2NNRGZvhQKwYyPoOfktl1_iAZzCz6Jla1LegsbszoDazrTHw6yqz_CFIWcHVGOECfH9zgYiqDnmjVcW6EHT5o48R-hh7_Oh8MisZKGvmFZ5zRo0/s1600-h/bangkok.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWTCiW6QJPK_QaVYr5CUS9pa5ji5jy2NNRGZvhQKwYyPoOfktl1_iAZzCz6Jla1LegsbszoDazrTHw6yqz_CFIWcHVGOECfH9zgYiqDnmjVcW6EHT5o48R-hh7_Oh8MisZKGvmFZ5zRo0/s400/bangkok.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250008866037445122" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Attended product training for Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia. The trainer flashed this out on the powerpoint since we were conveniently on the subject of prostate and the male genitalia. Would have literally <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">rofl</span> if the lights were not on.Dillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961542611031742455noreply@blogger.com0